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Welcome to East Berna



Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 50
  • Children: 10.00% (5)
  • Elderly: 24.00% (12)

Racial Breakdown

  • 26 goblin (52%)
  • 14 deep dwarf (28%)
  • 3 human (6%)
  • 3 minotaur (6%)
  • 3 hobgoblin (6%)
  • 1 other (2%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 8 Residences

Summary [-]

East Berna is a settlement in the Britnah District with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (42 people/sq km), covers 1.19 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1230 meters.

Climate [-]

East Berna has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are wild and the temperature is generally chilly with minor variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

East Berna sees a single star overhead: Tok, a supermassive orange star. East Berna also has a double moon: Mola, a large pale yellow moon and Prole, an average rusty red moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny nearby planet that has been around for as long as anyone can remember.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to East Berna; no roads are major. The city is lined with filthy dirt tracks in a linear pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market and mercy.

Sewers [-]

There are 4 openings leading to East Berna's sewer.

Government [-]

East Berna is governed through a republic, where the people's elected representatives, not the people themselves, vote on legislation.. The government as a whole is seen as adequate. Officials in East Berna are often seen as unethical and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of East Berna in the region is consistent due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population overcomes their differences.

Leader [-]

East Berna is ruled by Prime Minister Cris Changton. The Prime Minister has been in power for a few months and is honored by the people. There is violent opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by revolution, and that power is maintained by secret police raiding homes in the dead of night.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a trade guild, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

East Berna has a disinterested attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 6 citizens (13.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 3 (7.25%). Of the active duty military, 0 (5.25%) are special forces. Due to their disinterested attitude and lack of defensible wall, East Berna is poorly fortified. East Berna fighters are praised for their use of daggers in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered terribly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in East Berna is currently vibrant.

Currencies [-]

The following currencies are common in East Berna:
  • A Sukol is a lightweight, low-value coin that is common in the city. It is small ( 20mm ), hexagonal, and made of copper. The coins are covered with sophisticated designs.
  • A Mul is a moderate-value, ideally weighted coin that is minted by the region authority. It is pentagonal, large ( 30mm ), and made of silver. The designs on the coin are refined. Worth 10 Sukol.
  • A Fepra is a hefty, high-value coin that is common in the region. It is small ( 20mm ), pentagonal, and made of gold. The coins are covered with intricate designs. Worth 10 Mul.
Adventurers may also find an old Pontre. A Pontre is an ideally weighted, high-value coin that is common in the region. It is tiny ( 18mm ), circular, and made of steel. The coins are covered with elaborate designs.

Resources [-]

East Berna is known for the following resources:

  • Magical caterpillar nests that are avoided by children.
  • Cormorant flights that are avoided by travelers. Rumors tell of a chest containing silver in a tomb nearby.
  • A magical fort inhabited by vampire beavers that are visited frequently by zombies. Gorril Rustforge said one might find a chest containing rubies in a tomb nearby.

Culture [-]

Religions [-]

In, East Berna, you can find worsipers of the following deities:

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In the olden days, a wizard named Taurris frequented the countryside before dawn and was drawn towards those that wronged others. They say that if you confront him, you will be killed.
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, the royals of Goodhead lived in peace. Things were good, but one day Gozlak the serial killer took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The royals tried to stop the serial killer, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Gkutods Damnbeast, who was a valiant knight. Gkutods had a plan to trick the serial killer by killing the serial killer while he slept. When Gkutods Damnbeast faced the serial killer, Gkutods Damnbeast banished Gozlak.
  • In days gone by, the townsfolk of Dedrard thrived. Things were quiet, but one day a lich named Chturrl slayed a local hero. The townsfolk tried to kill Chturrl, but didn't get close. Along came a half-elf named Donette Morey, who was an expert bowman. Donette had a plan to trick the lich by making a wager with Chturrl. When Donette Morey faced the lich, Donette Morey defeated Chturrl and rescued the hostages.
  • In days gone by, the villagers of Eldonfun thrived. Things were good, but one day a ghoul named Gosh Bearclaw destroyed a nearby village. The villagers tried to stop the ghoul, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Habborg Skullcrusher, who was a valiant knight. Habborg had the thought to slay the ghoul by killing the ghoul while he slept. When Habborg Skullcrusher faced the ghoul, Habborg Skullcrusher banished Gosh Bearclaw.
  • Legends tell of Naroten's Hat, a unique hat with the capability to answer any question. It was last seen years ago.

Events [-]

East Berna is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Needed: Looking for work? Cleric seeks apprentice. Will reward you with a land deed. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Dartlas Stillwater.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Mometa Whiteham.
  • Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. Serious inquiries only. Will pay in gold. Contact Snormir Drumblade.
  • Needed: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ayaanu Oatrangli for more information.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Delhialleu Freanileaf.
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Pergoldne Hornmind.

People [-]

The people in East Berna ignore outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Xodkasr Wormkill is a male goblin who is known in that part of town as being a decently skilled pursemaker. He appears pious.
  • Kzok Greatrot is a female goblin who is known in the city as being a mediocrely skilled alchemist. She appears drunken.
  • Jammon Chrisll is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled barber. She appears fatalistic.
  • Mezn Metalslay is a male hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled porter. He appears easily offended.
  • Skagar Smartkeg is a female deep dwarf who is known in the city as being an ineptly skilled butcher. She appears guarded.
  • Willton Marord is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled laborer. He appears jolly.
  • Claprian Borothorn is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a decently skilled mason. She appears easily offended.
  • Hruuri Grimis is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a mediocrely skilled wagoneer. She appears guarded.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Hure, an insecure male mindflayer. He is a sorcerer who is traveling the world as a missionary.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in East Berna:

  • The Pink Hops Group [-] The Pink Hops Group is an average sized, smelly-looking one floor armorsmithy. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, many windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patronizing goblin named Tbuk Greathost. The armorsmithy is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. Upon entering you hear the sound of a forge, you smell a campfire, and you see swords and armor. There is 1 customer in the armorsmithy. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
  • The Master Alicorn Inc. [-] The Master Alicorn Inc. is an average sized, damp-looking one floor studio. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, broken windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a territorial deep dwarf named Adakon Blackgrieve. The studio is known for fair prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the studio. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
  • The Empty Nomad Furs [-] The Empty Nomad Furs is a normal sized, clean-looking one floor furtrade. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, a bamboo storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a greedy hobgoblin named Xuoten Fouldoom. The furtrade is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the furtrade. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
  • The Six Goblins Sport House [-] The Six Goblins Sport House is a large, crowded-looking one floor fishery. The building faces southwest with dirty windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidating human named Bobda Broin. The fishery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 4 customers in the fishery. The police harass the owner and patrons.
  • The Fumbling Pig Farms [-] The Fumbling Pig Farms is a normal sized, smelly-looking two floor haymerchant. The building faces south with stained windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forgetful goblin named Rxzar Rockdamn. The haymerchant is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the haymerchant. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
  • The Hanging Snake Sculptures [-] The Hanging Snake Sculptures is a typical sized, smelly-looking two floor sculpting house. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a patronizing minotaur named Cairurg Sumcaller. The sculpting house is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the sculpting house. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
  • The Tattered Clowns Inc. [-] The Tattered Clowns Inc. is a huge, crowded-looking one floor transportation. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, a wood storefront, and no windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a mopey human named Urs Roseliffe. The transportation is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the transportation. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
  • The Perfumed Princess Amory [-] The Perfumed Princess Amory is an average sized, dusty-looking one floor armorsmithy. The building faces northeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and dirty windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jesterly minotaur named Helaoren Tesrangli. The armorsmithy is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you see bit of armor in various states of repair, you hear the sound of a forge, and you smell a burning fire. There is 1 customer in the armorsmithy. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
  • The Dreaming Widowers Healers [-] The Dreaming Widowers Healers is a normal sized, messy-looking one floor clinic. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, three windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an intimidating deep dwarf named Bornir Claygoblet. The clinic is known for very high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are no customers in the clinic. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
  • The Wild Cock Wharf [-] The Wild Cock Wharf is a huge, cluttered-looking one floor boat for hire. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and large windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a loud deep dwarf named Gorbin Smartgrave. The boat for hire is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are no customers in the boat for hire. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
  • The Greasy Bag Waste Site [-] The Greasy Bag Waste Site is a typical sized, smelly-looking one floor junkyard. The building faces north with a split wood storefront, large windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lovelorn minotaur named GillLoa Swiftkan. The junkyard is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are no customers in the junkyard. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
  • The Frozen Jane Inc. [-] The Frozen Jane Inc. is a normal sized, neat-looking one floor tannery. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and many windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pacifistic deep dwarf named Abagar Forgechisel. The tannery is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you hear an odd thumping sound, you see skins stretching, and you smell oil. There are no customers in the tannery. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
  • The Furious Weasels Security [-] The Furious Weasels Security is a normal sized, dusty-looking one floor adventurers guild. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, broken windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a violent minotaur named Brofort Clawvidol. The adventurers guild is known for reasonable prices for the protection there, and only attracts people from out of town. Upon entering you see a still dripping tarp in the corner covering something, you hear sound of sparring, and you smell burning coals. There are no customers in the adventurers guild. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
  • The Fumbling Cup Farms [-] The Fumbling Cup Farms is a normal sized, clean-looking one floor haymerchant. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, broken windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an egotistical deep dwarf named Throbin Dullgem. The haymerchant is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are no customers in the haymerchant. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
  • The Nomadic Thug Bows R Us [-] The Nomadic Thug Bows R Us is an average sized, dusty-looking one floor bowyer. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, barred windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a giddy goblin named Trezn Nightbeast. The bowyer is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are no customers in the bowyer. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
  • The Last Wig Shop [-] The Last Wig Shop is a typical sized, packed-looking one floor cartwright. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, barred windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a gluttonous deep dwarf named Grumnir Darkfist. The cartwright is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are no customers in the cartwright. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
  • The Violent Crate Sweet House [-] The Violent Crate Sweet House is a huge, neat-looking one floor bakery. The building faces northeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and three windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an unreliable hobgoblin named Kzkasr Ironhowl. The bakery is known for next to nothing prices for the a warm smile there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you smell fresh flour, you see hot buns, and you hear yelling in the back of the store. There are no customers in the bakery. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
  • The Broken Cat Inc. [-] The Broken Cat Inc. is a small, dirty-looking one floor smithy. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a prejudiced human named Dan Blacktt. The smithy is known for high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell coal smoke and you hear a loud clanging sound. There are no customers in the smithy. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
  • The Lecherous Flame Supplies [-] The Lecherous Flame Supplies is a typical sized, dirty-looking one floor chandlery shop. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and large windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an accusatory minotaur named Shedek Clawstalker. The chandlery shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are no customers in the chandlery shop. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
  • The Squalid Greyhound Shrine [-] The Squalid Greyhound Shrine is a large, packed-looking one floor church. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a bamboo storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a gambling hobgoblin named Gkutbok Fouldeath. The church is known for inexpensive prices for the long prayers there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear silence, you smell scent of oil, and you see elegent golden decorations all around. There are no customers in the church. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.